ejacutastic:

shwa-tarded:

harrysgettinhead:

leggings as pants are fine as long as i can’t see your vagina outline like i’m not signing up for that shit

because it’s all a big secret right

secret leggings

secret vagina 

secret

NO I JUST REALLY DON’T WANNA SEE OTHER GIRLS’ VAGINAS OK MY GOD THIS IS NOT A SOCIAL ISSUE I JUST DON’T LIKE LOOKING AT STRANGERS’ GENITALS

(via oppressing-all-womyns)

horror movie opening scene

white girl: i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.
white boy: come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.
white girl: you're just trying to scare me.
white boy: lmao
they continue walking for a few seconds
*white couple hears noise*
white girl: babe what that??
white boy: i'll go investigate
*leaves her alone*
*choking noises*
white girl: zack!!!
white boy: ha ha just kidding!
white girl: asshole!
white boy: im just playin babe
white girl: that wasnt funny but ur still cute
*playful kiss*
*things turn sexy*
*hear noise*
white boy: i'll go investigate
*he leaves and then there's a silence for a long time*
*maybe a thud*
white girl: zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!
*she walks and he dead*
white girl: ahhh!!
*killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains*
white girl: ahhh!!!
*white girl runs*
*dead end*
*hides*
*thinks she free n safe*
*guy catches her*
*cuts her*
*she dead*
opening title slashes across screen: BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D

I swear I just heard my brother tell his friend that he’d never tell my mother to kill herself unlike me for being overweight.

trappedinsuburbanhell:

your-lies-ruin-lives:

accioculus:

the pro-life movement can be summed up by the fact that one of my friends who’s pregnant was taking the bus home from downtown when all the people from the March for Life were also leaving and she asked a young girl sitting in the priority seating if she could sit down because she’s pregnant and the girl replied, “well I’m really tired, i was at the march all day.”

Awkward.

Are you fucking joking

(via aggietheskeleton)

Anonymous: "A fetus is just a fetus", I find a ridiculous statement. Are you saying, a baby is only a baby when born, although the baby is the EXACT same as it was before going through the birth canal? What exactly makes a baby a "baby"?

pro-choice-or-no-voice:

The “birth canal”, ffs. Listen here kiddo, the passageway from my uterus through my cervix, my vagina, and my vulva, is NOT a “birth canal”. I am not a birthing machine do not refer to me or anybody with the ability to become pregnant and our body parts as if we were some incubators k? K.

Also, a fetus remains a fetus until birth when it becomes a baby, it’s called stages in life my dear. When I turned 13 at midnight on my birthday many years ago, I was officially a teenager, even though seconds before that midnight alarm I was still only still just a preteen. Nothing had changed, I still felt the same, I was still the same person as a few seconds earlier, I was just older. Stages in life aren’t meant to completely change you every time you get to a new stage, it’s the years and time in between that change you. No one changes over night.

Scientifically speaking being a fetus is just a developmental stage that of life, where a potential person is possibly created, as fetuses are not persons. They difference between babies and fetuses is that one is inside of you living off of your body and taking resources and the other is outside of you and whether you continue to consent to letting it use your bodily resources (such as breast milk) is entirely up to you, but it is not the same as having a fetus within you, as you can refuse to breastfeed and use formula instead. - Paige